Anonymous · InboundDeadpan
My scanner says “unexpected item.” We have worked together for two years. The item is me.
There is no way to win. Only survive.
Welcome to my warehouse.
JON, CEO & MANAGER: Hi, welcome to AmaJon. I'm Jon, the CEO & Manager of AmaJon. Welcome to my warehouse. Unfortunately there's no way to win the game, but you're free to play and see how long you can survive.
SAFETY TIP OF THE DAY
REAL:
PURE THEATER:
New associate
Free to play. Made by an AmaJon warehouse worker.
Career hub
Ready for your next assignment?
Your cash$1,000.00
Hourly wage$20.00
Work weekWeek 1
Work dayDay 1 of 4
Period1 of 3
Shifts survived0
Hit rate in every L1 position
0 / 6Promotions and points help. They never end the shifts.
SAFETY TIP OF THE DAY
REAL:
PURE THEATER:
This public game keeps your career only while this page stays open. Refreshing starts a new run.
Build your associate
Make a character who feels like you. Access options immediately change the game for this session and can be edited anytime.
Pick a portrait
Choose an easy ready-made badge portrait. A fresh mix is drawn from 1,000 combinations every time the page opens.
Customize it yourself
Build your own portrait with the same appearance controls.
Accommodations
Select anything that helps. Every choice changes actual play.
Shift assignment
Walk up, hand over your ID badge, and let the staffing computer assign your position.
ASSOCIATEL1
PRESENT BADGE
There is no way to win. Only survive.
Break room
One period down. Lunch is coming out of your wallet.
Your wallet$1,000.00
Jon's net worth · +$800,000/day fixed$230,000,000,000
Overheard in the break room
Break permit
Showing your paper break permit here adds a quiet stamp to the permit page on your phone.
Seven days survived.
Congratulations.
You made it through your first seven days of wall building and diverting. You are now being sent to Learning. Finish training to unlock assignments across the whole building.
The warehouse check did not cover the bills.
How do you survive?
Your wallet is below zero. Pick a side gig, or stop the run.
Side gig
There is no way to win. Only survive.
Shift over.
Thank you for trying.
Shifts survived0
Jon's final net worth$230,000,000,000
Sixty seconds. One more shift.
Water Spider Crossing
Cross pallet aisles, dodge carts and AmaJon robots, and reach the station.
Time60s
Score0
Lanes crossed0
StatusREADY
Drag the broom through debris and push it into the striped dustpan. New mess keeps arriving.
RESEARCHED · BUILT · ACTIVE
20 upgrades
Twenty concrete improvements are active in this mini game, covering the work loop, fun, playability, graphics, and accessibility.
WORK DAY FREE PLAY
Work games only. Day-off mini games never appear here — they live in their own DAY OFF MINI GAME SELECTION section, which only shows on a day off. Work the warehouse one role at a time. Each level has its own floor rules, safety demands, and shift target.
CAREER STORY
Part of your Career Mode shift: a short scene with the whole crew, told between shifts as you work. Jon narrates. Your choices bend small things — who loads with you next, a line Jon uses later — never the pay, the points, or the rate. There is still no way to win. There is only survive.
JON
THE BOSS · NARRATING
THE BOSS · NARRATING
WORK AREA TEMPERATURE54°FSAFE
Fill every inch. Keep it standing.
Build the trailer wall from the floor up. One bad load can bring the whole shift down.
Trailer wall01
Load score0
Active wall filled0%
Deepest open gap 0 / 3
WALL 02 LOCKEDFill every cell below the yellow line on wall 1.
Co-worker
HYDRATION
100%
LOADING WITH YOU
Dee · the Veteran
"Flush and flat, every time."
You work the left, they work the right — same wall, taking turns placing boxes.
THIS CARD WAITS FOR YOU. TAP IT TO CLOSE IT.
60-SECOND RATE60s left0 boxes placedStable walls earn the run
How to load
- 1Tap the moving box to rotate it 90°. Drag it from the belt toward the wall to place it.
- 2Drop it over an open column, or move the marker and press Place. The landing preview shows where it will settle.
- 3The box falls straight down to solid support. Tap an uncovered placed box to lift and move it; boxes with anything stacked on top stay put.
Unload trucks.
Pull every carton from the trailer and feed the outbound conveyor before the clock runs out.
Load cleared0 / 12
Shift score0
Pace clock60s
Quality100%
WARM UPCombo x0Read the floor, then move
Thank You, That One Felt Great
Drive to a pallet of yellow totes and slide the forks in low.
Drive the Tom truck to the first trailer on the Tom Board.
DIVERT ALL — · Carton: — · Read the target, then push only matching cartons up.
EYELIDS: WIDE AWAKE
100% OPENCLASS: 60s LEFT
YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED - TAP!You will doze off in 2.5s - tap anywhere!
HYDRATION
100%
Work standard
Use the large labels and shapes on the floor. Temperature and hydration stay active while you work.
Read the label. Feed the floor.
Sort the wave by destination while keeping bags, pallets, and tape stocked. If a station runs dry, the line stops.
Wave progress0 / 12
Shift score0
Line statusRUNNING
Accuracy100%
60-SECOND RATE60s leftSort + restock + recover jams
HYDRATION
100%
Floor key
Packages are identified by both code and shape, so no task depends on color. Supply stock is labeled with words and large icons. A starved station automatically stops the belt and deducts points until you restock it.
▲ IND9 · NORTH● ITC7 · CENTRAL■ SCK2 · SOUTHSTRIPED · PROBLEM SOLVE
Belt codes in plain words: IND9 is the north chute. ITC7 is the central chute. SCK2 is the south chute. A striped package always means Problem Solve.
DAY OFF MINI GAME SELECTION
No warehouse today. This is the other half of the job: home. Each activity can be played once today, costs a little of the day, and helps you start your next shift rested. Work games are not in this menu — they stay under WORK DAY FREE PLAY.
FRONT DOORLIVING ROOMKITCHENLAUNDRY ROOMDRIVEWAY & GARAGEAROUND TOWN
FROM THE WINDOW (13-8)
Looking out the window.
THE LIST THAT WRITES ITSELF (13-12)
A notepad on the table holds three possible errands for today. Crossing one out is allowed, encouraged, and never punished. A shorter list is still a list.
Restedness for your next shift: 0%
Extra shifts this week: 0 of 6
